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Joe Exotic posts on instagram that his husband was deported by ICE after years of shilling for Donald Trump.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Should a took em both. Hate to have couples separated

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 hour ago

Wait he's actually gay? I never knew that

How do you deport a husband anyway, doesn't marriage guarantee citizenship?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He's gay and married to an immigrant and still voted trump? I knew magaheads were dense but this is neutron star level density!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

still voted trump

He's in prison isn't he? He didn't vote

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 minutes ago (1 children)

Wait. I'm French so this made my brain fry.

In the US prisoners have their constitutional rights removed?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

Yup! In America convicted felons are not allowed to vote in federal elections and depending on the law of the state they are not allowed to vote in state or municipal elections either. As a result of these policies a disproportionate amount of black and Latino communities have had their right to vote stripped away.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 hours ago

Why would Carol Baskin do this?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago

This is my favourite one so far. Fuck Joe Exotic.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 hours ago

I can definetely still hear this one!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago

“I am never gonna financially recover from this situation.”

[–] [email protected] 205 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Hahaha, you think a gay dude's getting one of Trump's golden tickets for US citizenship? I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don't count!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I think trans ones count if you fuck em over instead of just merely fucking them....

Just saying, my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does

[–] [email protected] 91 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

i absolutely hate this, and at the same time, you're entirely on point here. it's beginning to feel a lot like sex crimes are a rite of passage to the new regime, bonus points if it's a hate crime directed at a trans person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I'm honestly surprised they haven't lowered the age of consent to 12 whilst accusing transpeople of being pedos at the same time somehow.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

What do you mean "sex crimes"? There's about to be no such thing by the end of the next 4 years. Women won't be able to report crimes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

I'm pretty certain they'll still be able to report a crime, but it becomes selectively enforced and used to control people.

Or they encourage victims to speak up, then force them to marry their rapist and remove all agency from them in that marriage to prevent them from speaking about it again.

Or both.

Or something worse than all of the above.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

good ol' create problem, sell solution

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago (24 children)

Fine, but they can refer to each other as husbands if they like

[–] JackbyDev 10 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Well, yeah, but I believe the implication is that if they were legally married then Exotic's husband should be a US citizen and shouldn't have been deported.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

should be a US citizen

No? You can marry foreign nationals in the US I'd hope

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Other way around. A US citizen marrying a foreign national grants the foreign national a path towards citizenship.

After looking further into it, however, it's not an immediate thing. It seems to take 3 years before you can apply for citizenship, and of course you need to remain in the country legally for those 3 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

But there's also the assumption that one wants US citizenship which often means giving up any other citizenship you have

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I think that even if they were legally married, there are instances where they can still be deported. If the person went into or stayed in America "illegally", they can be deported regardless of marriage status.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

That's bullshit. The government shouldn't be deporting people for refusing to participate in their system of regulating love. Just let people live where they want.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

There's going to be so many fat leopards.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 hours ago

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. Zero sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 12 hours ago

i thought a tiger would eat his face, but eventually turned out to be a leopard

[–] [email protected] 62 points 12 hours ago
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