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Leopards Ate My Face

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Joe Exotic posts on instagram that his husband was deported by ICE after years of shilling for Donald Trump.

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[–] [email protected] 295 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Hahaha, you think a gay dude's getting one of Trump's golden tickets for US citizenship? I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don't count!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

If you have 5 million, surely you'd just use that to live in a different country?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think trans ones count if you fuck em over instead of just merely fucking them....

Just saying, my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's going to be so many fat leopards.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think Joe can vote from prison.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In some states you can't vote once you leave it either, for felonies. States like Missouri or Mississippi require extra steps like a pardon to get your voting rights back

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I can definetely still hear this one!

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago

i thought a tiger would eat his face, but eventually turned out to be a leopard

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Why would Carol Baskin do this?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

Joe Exotic really seems to be leaning into leopards these days.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Wait he's actually gay? I never knew that

How do you deport a husband anyway, doesn't marriage guarantee citizenship?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

doesn't marriage guarantee citizenship?

Not really in practice. There are other stories of spouses married to US citizens and being the parent to US babies. These guys are literally ripping families apart. They did it the first time and they are doing it now.

There is a 'path' but the hoops you would have to jump through mean you'll self deport and be away from your family for a very long time(by design). The immigration system is backed up after all. Plus what ever stable job you had will be gone after the ~~months to~~ years long wait.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

You cannot change your status if you weren't "inspected on arrival" (have a visa) and you're banned from re-entering the country to be "inspected" for a decade after you leave. So if you overstay your visa you could change to permanent residence since you were "inspected" but if you never had a visa in the first place there's no pathway to legal residence even if you're married to an American citizen and have American citizen children.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (45 children)

Fine, but they can refer to each other as husbands if they like

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. Zero sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These people never seem to realize that maybe he was the baddie after all and instead try leaning into it even harder in some attempt to appease him. It's frustrating how frequently this happens.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

This is my favourite one so far. Fuck Joe Exotic.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Is Kid Rock dropping an album with Justin Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

The faces are extra tasty.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

“I am never gonna financially recover from this situation.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

If he can get $5 million, does that mean he financially recovered from this?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Should a took em both. Hate to have couples separated

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Good! NO MORE IMMIGRANTS! But if he had $5Million I would also be ok with him coming back because RICH PEOPLE are BETTER then ME!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Joe Exotic is the guy from the Tiger King documentary that went viral during lockdowns. He's a gay republican presidential candidate, a (former) zoo owner, a tiger breeder and illegal seller, and currently in jail for attempting to have a rival zoo owner murdered.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I'm still proud of the fact that I haven't seen Tiger King to this day.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's an odd thing of which to be proud, but I'm the same way with mainstream music. We just like to feel like we are unique sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If more people would have rejected reality tv slop, we wouldn't have had The Apprentice. Tiger King is in the same category of weird, voyeuristic shit.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, doesn't make sense no matter how you look at it.

Trump was exceedingly, vulgarly, and graphically clear that a vote for him was a vote the policy of heavy-handed and widespread immigration crackdowns.

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