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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Neptune isnt blue and there's nothing you can do

[–] [email protected] 64 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

i wish all unnecessary censors a very FUUUUCKKK YOUUUUUU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Hey you can’t swear on the internet, reported /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

why do people always get worked up about this?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

Cause it's fucking bullshit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Look ma, I'm swearing on the internet. No matter the content they comment under, they prove themselves incapable of actually engaging in a discussion. It's always the same pointless "CeNsOrShIp BaD" adding absolutely zero value to the comment section. Don't even try to argue with that crowd, they'll downvote you into oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Since you want an answer so bad that Youre willing to just assume shit about why I personally find it annoying, I'll tell you why I find it annoying.

I find it annoying because it symbolizes the commercialization and monetization of the internet. The only reason this shit is done is to make content more "advertiser friendly". There was a point in time where you could say the worst, most heinous shit and nobody would even care because they did it to. Then the internet started to become more about "getting that bag" and everyone started to self censor. This no doubt came from a monetized Instagram page that had to keep their sponsors happy. The shit where content creators replace "rape" & "grape", "cocaine" & "coca cola", "died"/"killed" & "unalived" is pure fucking nonsense as well. You know what youre saying, I know what youre saying, but youre saying it weird so the fucking AI doesnt demonetize your shit because you'd prefer to make money over have respect for the story youre telling. Its ridiculous, stupid and the reason I dont support any content creator that participates in this bullshit. This is the internet, I'm an adult. If there are kids here, thats their parents problem. A phone is not a babysitter. Im going to continue to say fuck.

Have a nice fucking day I hope this helps you continue to be a jackass on the internet who assumes shit about other people without even using your brain to critically think for more than 2 milliseconds, and remember to down vote me to fucking oblivion 😋

[–] [email protected] 42 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The censorship makes it worse actually

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

clearly it says "I will caress you with my bare hands"

[–] [email protected] 73 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 90 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

FUCK YEAH BROTHER AROOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Now we need one like that for when they censor "kill"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

No you cannot! Mods, ban this fucker now, pls

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

You can go straight to the source and find out! There's no bad crop or anything (though there does appear to be an unavoidable cookie pop-up).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Alternative frontends are the best

[–] [email protected] 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Pfft it still has supersonic wind and diamond rain, it's cool

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

And a retrograde moon!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the discovery of default cube planet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

What about monkey head planet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

the gods deleted it when the universe was created

[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I can't believe the first thing I thought when I was scrolling and saw this image was "straight flush". My brain has been broken by balatro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

🪐🪐🪐🌎🌏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Nope!

It haunts my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Human-visible universe is boring :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Imagine how much cooler a telescope would look to a snake

I wish I could see infrared

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

so much grey :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the colour of Uranus…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Just see different wavelengths, easy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Don't remind me of this it makes me sad