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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

I think he's also smoking Cheetos ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

He has an emotional support rock on his desk.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago

Is that Cheeto flavoured soda?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I like the extended keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

Cheeto soda seals the deal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Need a setting like the bot setting to block this AI slop garbage from my feed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Edit /etc/hosts and add the line * 127.0.0.1...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Matured in the finest oak barrels.

[–] JackbyDev 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Mountain Dew had a Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavor.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mountain-dew-flamin-hot-flavor/ (Snopes makes this sound like it's controversial or something, in reality I just couldn't pick from the dozens of sites with articles.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I know. We still got 3 sealed cans in our refrigerator because they're undrinkable lol. The gingerbread one was pretty good actually.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pringles come in a can, it's not too far fetched.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Not with a ring pull though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

No wall of Funko Pops?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

i need that screen setup

one in the front and 8 behind

[–] [email protected] 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

it's part of his workflow don't question it

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s a verification can.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Give it a couple of years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

slrrrrrrrpp

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Don't forget to grab your Cheetos... In a cup!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Now available in liquid form!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago

Love how it couldn't decide if he is smoking a pipe or a cigarette

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Usually I find these AI generated images to be roughly as interesting as someone's medical issues, but this really is brilliant.

Never mind the mouse coming out of the keyboard, or whether the AI can't decide whether that's a bag or a can on the desk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

My fancy mechanical keyboard has USB ports in it, so not outside the realms of possibility. A 9-inch cable on the mouse less realistic though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Is it wrong?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Framing reddit argument screenshots you think you've "won?" I've definitely met those types on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only those aren't frames they're glowing. Dude has individual monitors to permanently display those won arguements.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Don't blame him. If you won that many arguments, a collage just won't do it anymore

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, where's the stereotypical chad Lemmy mod?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A long socked furry stör (nearly nsfw) with a bowl of beans in front.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

And whatever they are doing, it runs linux

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

Damn, these IA are getting better everyday!