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[–] [email protected] 5 points 29 minutes ago

It took me way to long to realise its Britain. My first thought was, that it would be the US and then got confused because this wasn't the US.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

As someone who lives slightly north of the island in the middle of the south coast of this particular garbage patch; yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

New beavers just dropped in england, so give em a chance to clean the place up (the beavers I mean).

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/feb/28/beavers-released-english-waterways-government-licence

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I mean, have you been to Birmingham?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I once had to stay in Birmingham after a cancelled train. On leaving the station I was accosted by a drunk demanding cigarettes, who started swearing at me after I admitted I didn’t smoke. That’s my only experience of Birmingham, I have to assume it’s typical.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I will always have a soft spot for Birmingham for giving us Black Sabbath. Luckily, I have never been there though, so the reality will not ruin it for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Yes I have, and I found it to be rather pleasant actually... But then I am from Wolverhampton so it could just be the comparison.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My brain worked so hard to make this look like America, even though now I know it isn't I'm pretty sure its still the USA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's North America from an upside down perspective.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 44 minutes ago

What's Cornwall? Long Island?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I had a good, deep, cathartic laugh at this I didn't realize I was in need of. UK politics has been an interesting but unfun mess for a long while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

They've just stated to unfuck themselves out of tgeir own neolib brainfuck. Guys like Garry and Giantsomething

[–] [email protected] 147 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

There's an even larger one between the atlantic and pacific ocean, just north of the gulf of mexico.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Dont even get me started on the patch northeast the Indian Ocean. That thing must have the highest peaks on earth, and it reaches all the way to Mongolia.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Gulf of Cuba USA and Mexico

[–] [email protected] 41 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

OK, but for the record I didn't think you were that short.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I know! The United States of North America!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

These are the jokes, kid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The lost continent had emerged! It's happening!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Trash Atlantis.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's so brutal, black metal fans burned a church in its honor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

Yo the church was burning when we got here we just didn’t wanna let it burn without a proper send off

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

worldsfucked, m8

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Why are you being so cruel about Ireland?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Ireland is barely in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

I felt the joke would have had to be explained more if I’d said Alderney or Sark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hey now, we've got some nice bits - they're all the bits with no people in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

I genuinely don't get why hating the UK has become so popular recently. Like, sure we have our problems, but it's not that bad...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

UK export neoliberalisn,evagelicals and that traitor against all human Boris,UK will not be allowed to live that down for 100 year. UK stop having shit ideas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Have you not lived through the political shit show we've had? Brexit, COVID scandals, Boris Johnson, Farage, stagnating wages, poor productivity, inflation, high energy prices, NHS in crisis, housing shit show.....and there's no end in sight. Think the UK hasn't been doing that badly is quite a willful refusal to see how we compare to the rest of the world and where we could have been if we functioned better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

randomly choosing a random outgroup to collectively hate on is funny sometimes (see: the fr🤮nch) Genuinely there is no other reason. sometimes people will create justifications/other explanations for it but really its just absurdist humor with a pinch of tribalism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Look we made a bunch of overblown jokes against the French for a while...

...then they got BASED organizing ferociously for their workers' rights...

...Then we stopped joking so much...

...and now they're not doing so hot again.

I think there's a causative effect here. Should the jokes continue in order to spur them to greatness once more, even if only out of spite?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Brexit, probably. That lost a lot of international respect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

And I think it was Blair before that. XD

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And the US is on track to beat that record.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

I think we already did reputation wise. Economically, give it a bit longer cause I think we're playing great depression 2: techie boogaloo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Is it recently, though? As far as I can remember, specifically England has been the US of Europe. Or you mean the UK as a whole?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda unrelated but Garbology is a pretty great album imo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's because all Aesop Rock albums are great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Malibu Ken replaced None shall pass as my favorite but NSP still holds a place in my heart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Skelethon > everything (tho i do like ITS, the song Vititus has a weirdly nostalgic vibe)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Malibu Ken isn't an Aesop album it's a Malibu Ken album. TOBACCO should not be underestimated and is great on his own too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I mean... Malibu Ken is ... basically just Aesop Rock + Tobacco, right?

Like, the sub header/alt title for the album is 'Aesop Rock and TOBACCO are Malibu Ken'.

Like how Garbology is Aesop Rock + Blockhead?

I... get that you can split hairs over exact naming schemes...

...but Malibu Ken just literally is Aesop Rock on vocals and lyrics, just as Garbology is Aesop Rock on vocals and lyrics. He just partnered with different musicians for the 'beats'.

But anyway yes, Tobacco is fucking awesome, so is Black Moth Super Rainbow.

nothing sounds like how he ... makes music. It's incredible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Maybe this is the remnant of the last technological civilization that collapsed and disappeared, leaving behind a super massive floating wastepile in the Atlantic Ocean and eventually settled into where it is today. Along with all the survivors that have long since forgotten where they came from.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

What do you think would happen if a population stayed within its own cesspit of a gene pool for a thousand years? ;)

Edit: typo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It gets full and they have to export the really undesirables elsewhere?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Too bad that the royal family is alive and kicking.

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