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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I mean it’s in the dumpster already so at least you didn’t have to do anything. Maybe say a prayer?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I doubt he can scratch his balls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

If he tried he may accidently crush them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

i doubt he can even walk through a door without turning sideways

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hey. Do I look like I've got funny balls to you?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Had a buff friend (but not even close to that) that had to reach for his seatbelt with his right hand because his biceps didn't give him enough flexibility to reach for it above his shoulder with his left hand and sometimes he would need to pull on his right arm with his left hand to give himself enough reach...

It gets pretty ridiculous at some point...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, I am not buff at all and have hypermobility so I can put my arms in positions most people can't and I still use the other hand, so if I am driving the right and if a front passenger than the left, not sure by your description if that's what you meant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sure you can still do it even if you don't need to, but he was physically unable to reach his seatbelt with the hand that's on the same side even if he tried

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Much as I love bidets I doubt this guy owns or uses one.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (12 children)

You really need job regulations. In my country if you gonna fire someone you have to pay a lot of money, this way companies think twice.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And he wouldn't even fit into that dumpster to help the poor animal. =(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro is juiced enough to just turn it upside down and shake it all out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what this racoon could've being doing if it was him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mad science idea: What would buff raccoons do?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Such a simple and elegant answer to build my own army of buffed raccoons.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

No comment except: same

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The internet: Body shaming isn't right

This thread: Yeah this guy's a freak and I would never want to look like that.

Good job guys

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's... "bodybuilding". If I see someone with awful face tattoos I'm allowed to think that I would never want to look like that. In both cases they specifically made the choice and spent the time/money to achieve exactly that specific, very noticable look.

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 days ago

Right but this is like the Miukbang people and nickado avocado or whatever. It’s the equivalent of gorging yourself into being morbidly obese whole going “don’t shame me!”

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago (26 children)

This is fundamentally no different than making fun of someone for obvious plastic surgery. Choices were made.

This guy is clearly choosing to look like this.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is he able to move his arms or are they too big to like move around and stuff. Idk what I'm trying to say. It just looks like it's hard to even hold his phone properly lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's as high as he can raise his phone. There's a reason that he has to use a mirror to take a selfie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Range of motion is probably noticeably reduced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That looks restricting

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