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[–] [email protected] 402 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That poor woman

Having to deal with a guy who uses windows on his Steam deck

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

I would hope she would have known about his red flags before the baby lolol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't play tarkov on steam deck without windows or moonlight and moonlight over hospital wifi would be worse than tarkov natively over hospital wifi.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You can. I just played until level 36 and uninstalled.

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[–] [email protected] 224 points 1 week ago (11 children)

What idiot would install windows on a steam deck. Defeats the whole point.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The kind of idiot that boasts about "system tweaks" and "audiophile headphones".

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His "audiophile" colleagues would also murder him for plugging them into a 20 cent onboard DAC chip and still calling it an audiophile setup

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

tbh the decks dac is surprisingly good- at least with my planar IEMs

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I did install windows on a microsd to play some online games with my steamdeck. It's a so-so experience, but at least means you can literally play anything on the steamdeck.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

But at what cost!

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Poor woman. Having a baby with some weirdo who installed windows on his steam deck, who brought his gaming setup when you're in labor. Idiocracy was a prediction, not a comedy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Why bring mouse+keyboard when the steamdeck has it's own control and takes less space?

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago

steamdeck

windows

I think this is an offense worthy of capital punishment

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The kind of guy who installs Windows on his steam deck is the same kind of guy who won't let his wife get an epidural.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago

Block out your annoying wife's contractions with these Audiophile Headphones™.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Windows

You Monster. I thought the worst part was setting up a gaming set up while your wife was in labour was fucking stupid but WINDOWS?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm no audio expert, but I feel like "audiophile headphones" and "headphones you can power directly from a steam deck" are probably mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Not necessarily, some high-end headphones manage to have a low resistance and high sensitivity combo and are easy to "drive" without a dedicated amp.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why would anyone brag about any of this. His poor partner.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can see bringing the Deck, like you might be sitting there for at least 24 hours, you don't need to be sitting there holding their hand the whole time...

But the keyboard? The mouse? The HEADPHONES? It's not like you're in an extended stay. You're getting that baby out and going. You don't need all that.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait wait wait, WINDOWS installed?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Just a cavalcade of poor decisions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To be fair, a lot of anticheat tools don't play nicely with Linux.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

A few, not a lot, and not on any games worth playing

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I mean the headphones make much more sense than the keyboard and mouse imo.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows on steam deck

Explains the behavior lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Windows on steam deck Is blasphemy

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

He's didn't bring a second controller. Divorce.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I like how everyone is giving shit to the dude for "not being there for his wife," because I remember the OG post from Reddit where OP and his wife were explaining that it was cool, she said it was okay and even encouraged it, and was unconscious most of the time during recovery anyway.

I don't even think the windows on steam deck part is even from the OG, but maybe I just missed that in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me it's the bit about bringing almost a whole desk setup instead of using the portable as a portable

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

People don't realize how much downtime there actually is even in a normal pregnancy. Baby and mama get sleepy. But in something like an emergency C section scenario, especially if the baby is early you could be looking at a half week recovery period for mom and the baby gets locked up in NICU jail for a week... Where you only get visiting hours for your own kid.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Who the hell puts Windows on a Steam Deck? What a loser

Oh and he's not being present with his wife

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Not to rain on the anti windows parade, but he has to install windows to play Tarkov. You cant play it on linux due to anticheat.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

I see this as an absolute win for Linux

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Although I understand this on a factual level, I still question the set of priorities that leads someone to install an operating system in order to run a single game.

Also, his wife must've been enthused to see he brought all his "performance upgrades."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Can’t run it on linux? Can’t run it at all.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Lol Windows.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If only there was a device that combined the Steam Deck with a keyboard and a 14" monitor. Like a Steam Deck that is designed to sit on top of your lap....

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Pfft next thing you'll tell me is that it'll "fold up" when you're done with it, get real pal your head is in the clouds lmao

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

installs windows, instantly requires system tweaks and performance upgrades.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hoping he means just for the labour, not the whole 9 months

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[–] livingcoder 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know how some people find the time to do anything but help take care of mom and the baby. I was either sleeping or helping while trying to find time for food.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was sitting next to my wife for a few hours talking to her (we brought food and so on, so no need for me to go anywhere).

I mean, I would have had time to play games, but I doubt I'd still be married. Tbf, I never even thought about that possibility before seeing this post.

I could maybe understand it, if it was a problematic pregnancy. Like, the wife of a friend of mine had to lie in a hospital bed for several weeks before giving birth to reduce the risk of premature birth. You'll want to spend as much time there as possible, but after sitting in a room together for weeks, this might start to sound like a good idea,

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

What an odd way to spend ten months.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the kind of setup that once it's complete you smile at how awesome it is, then pack it up because you don't know what you even want to play and most of the games I do I wanna play i wanna play on a better monitor.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Extraction shooter, but it's getting extracted from the womb.

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