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[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

Free squash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Goes well with naan bread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Not a nutmeg?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Little Bobby String we call him...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Once upon a time, when programmers still tested their code before moving them to production,...

[–] riskable 6 points 13 hours ago

I'm sure it's got sodium and nitrogen in it 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You can't fool me. Nan is flat. These aren't flat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Nan died of a stroke. We buried her 3 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Kabocha. Amen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Composted , reincarnated

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 hours ago

Is there a subtle way that one might damage these digital price tags to fuck up the store's aspirations at surge pricing? You know, so we can watch to make sure nobody does that...

[–] [email protected] 48 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

document.write(('b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a').toLowerCase());

This outputs "banana"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Could someone explains this to some of us who haven't learnt these cancer yet?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Javascript has a tendency to "just work" even when it might be a better idea not to. That is achieved by making assumptions and defaulting to certain pre-defined behaviors where most other languages would just stop. Unless something truly catastrophic happens, JS always tries to find a way to keep the code running. Good or bad, that's by design just how it works.

That is an example of this tendency. Normally the " 'a' + + 'a' " bit should be an error case, because that does not make sense. Where most programming languages would throw and error and stop execution, javascript just soldiers on. It assumes the center bit is an addition of numbers. Except since there's no number there, it automatically injects the value that represents invalid numbers, which is "nan" for "not a number". Then, since that "number" is surrounded by letters, it parses that number into a text value, which is the string "nan" itself. And then finally it adds all the letters together to form a banana.

There are plenty of weird ways to get JS to give you stupid results back. Shit like these are not bugs with the language, it's just JS working as intended. Except the way language works as intended can lead to actual bugs very easily, is the problem.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

*old man yells at javascript*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly the problem is that the old men are the ones who know how to use the JavaScript and the young men are the ones who have no fucking clue what they're doing anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

People are supposed to understand this kind of "logic"? No wonder everything is full of bugs if code is THAT obscure. You seem to even like it that way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

Jesus, I thought you made a typo until I tried it. Gotta love those unary operators...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Finally, gourded Sodium Azide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Wikipedia: Sodium Azide... used to inflate car air bags... decomposes violently.

😎Neat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Careful there! NaNs are contagious like a virus. Whats 1 + NaN? NaN. If you try to buy it your credit will becomes NaN. Then when you try to pay it off your bank balance will be NaN too. It has happened to me. Now I owe NaN to the local mafia and they expect a payment this week or else they are taking my thumbs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

If capitalism died of digital prions we would glitch back into the good timeline.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily, they may just take payment in BJs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] nullPointer 13 points 23 hours ago

well... it's true, that is not a number.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

Sorry Nan, but we really need that squash