Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander
Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”
<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>
E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”
“… sure, man.”
With pretty much anyone else I'd accept
At least they're over 18, right?