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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”

<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>

E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”

“… sure, man.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

With pretty much anyone else I'd accept

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

At least they're over 18, right?