A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
Holy shit. That dude needs to run as fast as he can away from that and towards a puppy that will help him delete facebook and hit the gym.
I hate my bitch husband.
That CEO has a stripper name.
If I ever find something that pays enough to do what I want and offers a nice work life balance my ladder climbing will stop there. I have no career goals beyond that. I want to pursue my personal interests and help others learn. That's it. Unfortunately I can't figure out how to monetize my personal interests in a way that won't make me hate my life.
When someone asks me what I do, I list hobbies. I’m not my job.
I am legitimately jealous of people who manage to work a job doing something they actually like. They seem so much better off? My dad is one of those - he'll retire and come back for fun.
I'm finally in a position that I can say "I don't hate," pays well, and I get a pension but holy shit I still occasionally get the "Monday blues."
The second that I can retire, I'm fucking OUT.
“Founder & CEO @ Hacker in Heels”
Yikes
And CEO !
How did I miss that? Edited, thanks
I edited the title from Woman to Cybersecurity Founder and CEO since the focus should really be more on judging the marriage than the gender of the person judging.
Sorry.
It really seems like you haven't actually read the whole thing...
I did, but I feel the pathology is more specific than an entire gender.
JFC what a sociopath.
Ugh. She sounds exhausting to be around.
What an absolute cretin.
What a toxic biznitch. Kick her butt to the curb and start over.
There is a sketch in Poland about freudian slips. Two guys are talking in a bar about them, one tells a story of him dancing in a club, seeing an attractive blonde, approaching her, wanting to say "can I have this dance?" but instead saying "can I have this breast?", getting slapped and wasting his "chance". So the other, married dude goes "oh yeah I know that feel, I wanted to ask my wife to pass the salt but I thought about other things and instead I said 'you old whore you wasted 30 years of my life'".
It feels to me like the dude will have a similar freudian slip at some time of his life.
Stacey Champagne is a former graphic designer and experienced cybersecurity leader for globally admired companies. She is passionate about revolutionizing the way an entire industry is crafted while advocating for more equitable opportunities for women. The security of our society depends on it.
looking at https://www.hackerinheels.com i'm glad that she quit graphic design
Certifications are bullshit pieces of paper anyways, your experience is what matters. Anybody can cram study for a certification and not really know shit about it
I have a Linux+ cert, my "study" involved skimming the book once and then waiting for test day. I have a Cloud cert, same thing (I can't even remember which one lmao)
I took the ISC2 CC cert last year for the sole purpose being it renewed Linux+, I didn't study at all, I didn't even think about it after registration until test day and passed it easily lmao
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