this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago (18 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Swastitruck, I guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I gotta know so I can start using it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Oh, yeah it could be. The difference in censoring approach confused me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The CybertrucKKK?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

shitasstruck?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

[–] WILSOOON 3 points 1 month ago

How about the 3rd regime mobile

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The soyjack pic really finishes it off.

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