this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Poes Law, etc. I was wondering the same thing but if it is it's not very good or funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 days ago (18 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Swastitruck, I guess

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

shitasstruck?

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