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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We're obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We'll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine looks like a crab too!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

You're clearly a highly evolved person.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And you know this how exactly?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone's foot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But not with the same body part right? Rightβ€½

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Both were experienced with my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Life, uh... finds a way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And then has to tell their proctologist...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

that they need a rusty sword to study it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One of these is not like the others

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The "penis envy" mushroom is known for its ability to cause potent hallucinations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Fucked me up so bad that even after 100+ previous experiences I'll never touch them again. Nor do I need to. I've seen God and I don't care to look again lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Only one of those is a reproductive organ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is it the gooey duck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s pronounced geoduck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.

SMCF, you are better than the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How do you not know it's the mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Mushrooms don't breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wish my dick had teeth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

You just keep being on brand. <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Luckily just six members, so far

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I'm overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.