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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

🎶Wrapped up like a douche, another owner in the night🎶

🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza🎶

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I like to sing, "Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night" but yours sounds closer. That song is great for this. "Blighted by the right, wrapped up like douche, another Romney in the fight"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And little Early Burly gave my anus curly whirly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

And asked me if I needed a ride!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always thought it was “another rumour in the night” 🥲

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

the full line from the song is

Yeah, she/he was blinded by the light

Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not if you're referring to the Manfred Mann version: that one was "Revved up like a deuce".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

"It's too late to roll the dice" instead of "it's too late to apologize" sounds much more meaningful.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey now, you’re a rockstar, get the show on, get laid

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I refuse to accept that those aren't the lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It was but they had to change it for Shrek and the G-rated version became the canonical one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What the hell do you mean "like a kiss from a rose on the gray!?"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I always think of Metallica's Saint Anger:

🎶 Medallion noose, I hang myself

Saint Anger 'round my neck

I feel my world shake

Like an earthquake

Hard to see clear

Is it me? Is it fear?

I'm not even angry with you

I'm not even angry with you

I'm not even angry with you

I'm not even angry with you

🎶

Yet the real lyrics are:

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

... sigh...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

At a punk gig once I heard:

“Titties and cheesecake! Titties and cheesecake! Titties and cheesecake!“

They were actually singing about “Tinnies (Aussie for beer) on Tuesday”. Not as good IMO.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn it, Mr.Ingle. Can you not sing "in the garden of eden" without sounding like you have a mouth full of pudding?

Fuck it. We'll just change the name of the damned song. Who the hell makes a 17 minute long song, anyhow? You're a damned idiot!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, Mr. Miller? What the hell is a pompatus of love??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh, thought it was the pamplemousse of love

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

'Cause I'm in too deep
And I'm trying to keep
~~up above in my head~~
All the thoughts in my head
'stead of going under

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit.

I saw them live last year for the finale tour and even live, I heard "up above in my head"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, those are the actual lyrics. It's "all the thoughts in my head" that's misheard.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cannot hear this song without thinking that the background singers are repeatedly saying "cut your balls off" during the refrain

Billy Idol - Mony Mony

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The music commands and I obey

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Matthew Good Band - Load Me Up

I always heard:

Picture yourself (At) the MGM Grand Murphy's fighting how come You're in the stands?

I loved this line as it was calling out the assumption when you picture something big, why are you in the crowd and not the star of the show? It felt motivating and a fun play on the way people imagine themselves in the world.

It's actually:

Picture yourself The MGM Grand Murphy's fighting Occam You're in the stands

Which, just doesn't do any of the things the misheard lyric does. So disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

not always. I saw this in a forum meant years ago, I wish I had saved a screenshot or something...

the forum thread was about the dumbest lyrics in songs and someone said sanitarium by metallica had these lyrics:

Got some death to do
Mirror stairs back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word

and complained it's nonsense. why would stairs be made of mirrors, and what did that have anything with the rest... also what does stairs back hard even mean, etc ...

as you may have guessed even if you don't know the song, the lyrics are "mirror stares back hard", which means the person is talking about their own reflection having a look in their eyes.

not only were the misheard lyrics dumb, but I always admired the sheer confidence of the person who, upon hearing these nonsense lyrics, instead of using their internet access to look it up to confirm, used it to complain how stupid it was without thinking twice about whether they could have misunderstood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

There's a break-up song on Chvrch's debut album called Tether. One line, frequently repeated, goes "I'm feeling capable of... seeing the end." A fine lyric, very breakup, much hopeful.

Except, I can't tell when listening that she isn't saying "I feel incapable of..." I don't know if it's intentional but I think the ambiguity really elevates the song from semi-empowering breakup song to powerfully-relatable song about the chaos of seeing a relationship end; simultaneously believing you can get through it while also having no idea how you'll ever get through it.

It's just fun wordplay too: feeling capable/feel incapable. Makes me want to use that structure more in my own writing.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's a relatively minor difference, but for decades, I thought the lyric in Smashing Pumpkins' Muzzle went

🎵 My life has been extraordinary blessed and cursed at once 🎵

and it's been one of my favorite lines in any song. Except I was wrong. It goes

🎵 My life has been extraordinary blessed and cursed and won 🎵

It's not a favorite anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Someone once told me that they thought the line in Uptown Funk was, "I'm too hot, hot ham!" and I've been hearing it that way ever since.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson; She's a slutty moron you should know.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Like a dog without a bone, like an actor OUT OF ROLE

For fuck's sake Jim, actor out on loan, pff! What had he been smoking?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Sewing machines of love"

-Tears for Fears

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I just learned that in Collective Soul's Shine, he's not saying "you haven't let your light shine down". But it's actually a Jesus song and 'heaven let your light shine down." Over 30 years I was wrong lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

in my mind, the lyrics of no surprises by radiohead will always be

no one laughs and no surprises

rather than

no alarms and no surprises

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

🎶Concrete jungle wet dream toma-to!🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Probably a tad obscure, but at the end of Set (Extended Mix) there’s a section where they repeat “converge” but I can’t help but hear ‘you’re a virgin’ XD

Then again I don’t like that better than the original lyric per se, it’s just different

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"'E' for very, very, extra ordinary." VS "'E' for very, very, extraordinary." The way I heard it performed always sounded like two separate words. I was like, "damn, she couldn't just be nice the whole song?" I finally read the lyrics when I was older.

"I don't want another heartache at my door, don't want another heartache on my list" VS "don't want another heartache on my lips."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And I'll sing all night and in the mornin' light

When your shades are on and your head's on ice

You'll know you've seen the redneck sodomy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lady Mondegreen sounds bad ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I heard it properly the one time I heard the song on good speakers, but I always heard "I hope you dance" as "I want you dead"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know any misheard lyrics, because I refuse to believe the way I hear the lyrics isn't correct.

(Actually I used to have a list, but I'm old and I forgot it 😢)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like this is Reebok or Nike song turns out to be this is the rhythm of my night

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's when it's time to write a cover.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

In lay me down by the dirty heads, the line:

But they were seen by the good eye of the mean billy green

Should have been:

But they were seen by the keen eye of the mean billy green

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