this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 233 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Body heat can't melt chocolate chip!!!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And get Saddam in custardy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My cholesterol level is under attack

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?

This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

getting up at 4:15am

Wife: "Babe why so early?"

PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."

Later

Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you doing chef?! You've ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"This is the 9/11 of 9/11s."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Oven fuel doesn't melt the muffin tray!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oven heat cán melt chocolate chips!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's what they would have wanted.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble

Never forget

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These muffins taste like asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I'm making muffins asbestos I can!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

A lot less than 911

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Slow down Kevin

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Never Forget?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This image is still funny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please tell me the tine range is based on the plane hits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The time range is based on the plane hits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is America