this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Untitled Goose Game: Goose holding knife. "Peace was never an option"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

My phone autocorrects normal words to curse words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Worse when I mean to type 'duck' in a family chat and it autocorrect to 'fuck'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Tip: if you disable the swear word filter in your phone's keyboard app this won't happen

[–] WILSOOON 3 points 2 months ago

One of my proudest moments was when i got my phone to start autoreccomeding fuck and motherfucker a few years ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My phone auto corrects “kill” i was quoting a movie and it was correcting me. Same with “nazi” or “suicide”. Who is this helping? What is being gained by auto correcting those words?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

“The next fool that opens their mouth gets the butter knife!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This really quacked me up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My phone autocorrects "shit" to "this" most annoying shit possible lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Don’t duck with me, duck after me