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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am I supposed to panic because it's unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I'm out here wishing for death by meteor.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah I'll take one for the team. I go to the point of impact and when it finaly hits, I'm gonna try to punch it back into orbit.

You don't have to thank me.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just in case this comment is not a joke, here's the WHO page on suicide prevention.

Either way, there are a few billion other people on this planet who would rather not die by meteor, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean, if I was going to go out, then getting my shit mixed by a meteor is pretty awesome. I'm sure I'll make it on to a few Buzzfeed articles over the next ten or twenty years.

All things considered though, it would indeed be nice if it landed somewhere inconsequential like the ocean; the desert; or Florida.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to be a doomer but most of us will be dead by then I just hope the meteor takes out any lucky oligarchs still alive in a bunker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You think "most of us" will be dead in .... 7 years? That's pretty doomer if you ask me.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Better late than never I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

[–] parpol 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

To people having panic attacks, it is not large enough to destroy the earth, and we would have plenty of time to evacuate the impact location. Though let's hope it isn't anywhere with permafrost.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean populate the impact zone because I'm going to watch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah, my dogs will be gone by then so I would absolutely set up a tent close enough to catch it. I'd even bring a baseball glove for shits and giggles.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Aw, you think we'll still have permafrost by then.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i don't like those odds. anything we can do to bump it up to around 75%-100%?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

I'm team asteroid.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unexpected Waterworld dipstick guy

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Panic?

I'm crossing my fingers for the wellbeing of the universe. We're awful.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Worry not, for we are insignificant to the universe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Forever, humanity could only ever conceivably expand so far due to the expansion of the universe, so as far as we know a still insignificant portion of the universe we could colonize.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I’ll only panic if it misses

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide, large enough to cause localized devastation near the impact site. The asteroid responsible for the Tunguska event of 1908, which leveled some 500 square miles (1,287 square kilometers) of forest in remote Siberia, was probably about the same size.

So nothing to worry about

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Provided it enters in a similarly uninhabited location.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

is there any way to hurry it along?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Can we launch a satellite at it, perhaps detonate a huge nuke on it to make that chance higher?

Wait, we could just detonate all those huge nukes here right now. Show that stupid asteroid.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's 0.9% more than the last time I checked. I know those are still really low odds, but we can hope...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I science podcast I follow already warned last week that the probability would go up at first as they narrow down its trajectory.
They gave the example of a fan closing, as it gets narrow, the earth represents a bigger percentage of the remaining fan. If you keep closing the fan the Earth eventually will fall outside the fan and the percentage drop to zero.

Unless it turns out that it is dead center.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Jesus is coming back and he's pissed...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

should I mention "don't look up" ?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

that was Trump chances in 2016...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Those are better odds than the lottery. Has anyone set up a betting pool yet?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Okay so how big is this meteor then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's around 1000 millimeteors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Exactly one meteor wide. Do you need the height as well?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

130 - 400 meters

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Listed in the article:

Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many giraffes is it tho

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow this is the most depressing comment section I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is there any way to speed this up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If we are able to nudge an asteroid, would an asteroid of this size nudge the earth?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Technically the solar system is a multi-body system, and everything nudges everything else, but the mass of the earth is far greater than the mass of the asteroid, to the point that it doesn't matter.

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