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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Am I supposed to panic because it's unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I'm out here wishing for death by meteor.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I'll take one for the team. I go to the point of impact and when it finaly hits, I'm gonna try to punch it back into orbit.

You don't have to thank me.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just in case this comment is not a joke, here's the WHO page on suicide prevention.

Either way, there are a few billion other people on this planet who would rather not die by meteor, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I mean, if I was going to go out, then getting my shit mixed by a meteor is pretty awesome. I'm sure I'll make it on to a few Buzzfeed articles over the next ten or twenty years.

All things considered though, it would indeed be nice if it landed somewhere inconsequential like the ocean; the desert; or Florida.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to be a doomer but most of us will be dead by then I just hope the meteor takes out any lucky oligarchs still alive in a bunker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You think "most of us" will be dead in .... 7 years? That's pretty doomer if you ask me.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Better late than never I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

[–] parpol 41 points 2 months ago (4 children)

To people having panic attacks, it is not large enough to destroy the earth, and we would have plenty of time to evacuate the impact location. Though let's hope it isn't anywhere with permafrost.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean populate the impact zone because I'm going to watch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, my dogs will be gone by then so I would absolutely set up a tent close enough to catch it. I'd even bring a baseball glove for shits and giggles.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Aw, you think we'll still have permafrost by then.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i don't like those odds. anything we can do to bump it up to around 75%-100%?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

I'm team asteroid.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unexpected Waterworld dipstick guy

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Panic?

I'm crossing my fingers for the wellbeing of the universe. We're awful.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Worry not, for we are insignificant to the universe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Forever, humanity could only ever conceivably expand so far due to the expansion of the universe, so as far as we know a still insignificant portion of the universe we could colonize.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I’ll only panic if it misses

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide, large enough to cause localized devastation near the impact site. The asteroid responsible for the Tunguska event of 1908, which leveled some 500 square miles (1,287 square kilometers) of forest in remote Siberia, was probably about the same size.

So nothing to worry about

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Can we launch a satellite at it, perhaps detonate a huge nuke on it to make that chance higher?

Wait, we could just detonate all those huge nukes here right now. Show that stupid asteroid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Project Sundial can still make a comeback.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nuke the far side of the moon and plunge it into earth. Give the asteroid inadequacy issues.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't detonating on the forward side rather than the zenith side be most effective at lowering the perigee of the moon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

all i remember from my ksp days is add more struts

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

is there any way to hurry it along?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's 0.9% more than the last time I checked. I know those are still really low odds, but we can hope...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Jesus is coming back and he's pissed...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

should I mention "don't look up" ?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

that was Trump chances in 2016...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Those are better odds than the lottery. Has anyone set up a betting pool yet?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Okay so how big is this meteor then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It's around 1000 millimeteors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Exactly one meteor wide. Do you need the height as well?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

130 - 400 meters

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Listed in the article:

Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many giraffes is it tho

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Is there any way to speed this up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wow this is the most depressing comment section I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.

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