please do. I love maple syrup, poutine and socialized medicine. It'll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
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It'll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
Just think of it like football, except everyone has a big stick, razorblades strapped to their feet, and fistfights are an expectation.
and you don't have to deal with the players feigning grave injuries every time they bump into each other.
Unless you're watching a dive king like PK Subban. ;)
Wait.... which football we talking aboot? American, Canadian or "soccer"?
soccer
Good, so it's like football except more like rugby.
I could get behind that.
Fast paced, near always a fight, and the guys aren't wimps.
Think of it as soccer but at 4x speed.
Just watch Shoresy. You'll get it in no time.
I watched Goon instead. Will that help at all?
You gotta set the tone!
When did the "Texas will secede" crowd turn into "51st state"?
You know when you train your replacement at work after giving your 2 weeks notice?
Fuck you Canada, if anyone's going to annex the US and turn it into a beach resort it'll be Denmark. And we mean it! We'll tariff you so hard /s
Jokes on you, the Hawaiian revolution is already taking over the west coast. Aloha la revolution.
Let's get together on this one, and party! Maybe we can make it all a big beach resort, or something?! DenCanadaMark has a great ring to it!
If you get Mexico in on the deal, it could be called Denada.
Can't we just get Charles III to show up with an eviction notice? We haven't paid rent in like 250 years...
Because 90% of Canadians wanna stay as far away from the US shitstorm as possible.
Yo if yall wanna grab Washington most of us would be fine with that
I think it's a pretty funny meme, but understand how it is less funny to Canadians. How about you burn down the white house again and then we call it even?
Donald Trump is going to squirm like a worm when the businesses turn on him when Canadians start buying more local.