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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] [email protected] 271 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, have found racism considerably less appealing since reading this sideways in endzones. Thanks NFL for making me not a bigot anymore. I think blacks are probably fine now.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Of course this was not about to end racism, but building safe space to not trigger the racists is encouraging them.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Didn't they just end "ending racism"?

[–] [email protected] 180 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Point taken.

Just don't pay them, get them arrested and lease them back from the prisons. Slavery is legal in the US after all.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Why are people talking about a general strike in the USA? Surely you must realise everyone is too busy keeping their heads above water.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

General strikes usually happen when people realize that they won't be able to keep doing that.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This would be fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

So awesome it'll never happen, but it'd make a great scene for Remember the Titans 2.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They shouldn't be so political!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

As the literal president who started the whole thing sits in the stands. Hopefully getting boo'd.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I'd love them to take a knee at the anthem. I hope someone or many do.

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't want the snowflakes feeling bad about their natural tendencies, would we?

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Interested to see if Kendrick is gonna have ANYTHING to say about the state of things at his performance at the halftime show.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's literally the only thing I'm tuning in for

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He'll call Drake a racist and the crowd will go wild. That's the state of things.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Kiss the ring, lick the boot. These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic...

EDIT: "Bend the knee" has different connotations, as pointed out by some MFs...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Also , the spineless viewers , musical artists, players, and advertisers that enable the whole event

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Bend the knee

are you sure?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Stupid article with irritating title. They're just changing it to Choose Love, which apparently was one of the other messages used this season.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that the love between a man or a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I think the point is more that they are changing it to appease the great big orange convicted criminal who is currently gutting our government and destroying affirmative action in the name of "efficiency" with a literal Nazi at the helm of that effort.

But hey, it's only a nationally televised sporting event so who cares. 😒

Fuck the NFL. I honestly hope people torch the Superbowl over this and FuckwADUS attending like Nero in the colosseum.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just stick an S in front, will give the same message and will be much cheaper!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because they're gonna replace it with "End Fascism", right?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

…in case you were curious if it performative in the first place…

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My consolation is that these motherfuckers are not ready for how hard the pendulum will swing back.

It will be a proper wrecking ball.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I agree, what’s that timeline look like for you though? 4 years? 8 years? The “wait” is gonna fuckin’ suck.

Crossing my fingers for the first trans president, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Frankly I couldn’t tell you, but whatever the timeline is, I expect it will be much faster than before, as everything is.

There are a few very young politicians and new media commentators that know what’s up, and I think we should rally around them.

In the meantime, boycott as best as possible, build, develop and protect your community and funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.

The revolution will be federated.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Responding to the collective movement of 2020 with endzone prints was a bad look. Removing them is an even worse look. It's like when google changed their slogan from "Don't be evil"

Yeah we all knew they were evil before, but when they stopped claiming to not be evil they got worse.

Well. This is that for the NFL. They did almost nothing to help their players and fans, and now they're doing even less.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Now racism won't end at the end zones!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is a great time to point out just how many of both teams playing in the Super Bowl are black (I didn't count them, but just take a look at their roster).

Interested to see how things play out. I'm hoping for protests on both teams when the game starts, but I'm worried what I'll get is a perfect example of why money is the root of all evil.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Can’t be offending the Racist of the United States of America.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Imagine a world where every single POC quit on the spot. Goddamn, that would be beautiful.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think people are reading too much into this. They're changing it to 'Choose Love,' as an obvious shot at the orange-haired man who's never gotten a hug.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
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