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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

i dunno that monkey makes a good point

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I think he should hear the chimp out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Apes together... (beats chest)
Strong

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

In the law of the jungle ... if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

As intelligent humans, we've allowed a few chimps in our global community to horde a banana pile the size of mount everest and that's perfectly normal to us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show

In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

These are their stories. dun dun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Lol .... I also thought of it as Farside comic panel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Please stop relating everything back to politics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Said the person in the waning days of the collapse of civilization as they know it due to problems caused by politics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Wait you don't have to worry about Lions and Wolves eating your wife? You are winning!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I would be terrified to live in a place where wolves and lions share a hunting ground.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I was thinking sabretooth lions since they'd be likely to share similar territory as wolves. Good thing they went extinct

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago