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[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always loved this one from my fridge:

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It means if the fridge makes those sounds there is nothing to worry about.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

And it doesn't have to be printed out in different languages.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

When you call costumer service, instead of going "it's making this sound SRRR! SRRR!" you can say it's making the fly noise

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Voron 3D Printer assembly manual. It's like IKEA and OSI had a baby.

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/VoronDesign/Voron-0/Voron0.2r1/Manuals/VORON_V0.2r1_Assembly_Manual.pdf

I'm going to do a write-up on this in the future. It really is a wonderful experience.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

My Voron made me want to pull out my hair going through the instruction manual. Absolutely hated building it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love that. So he only likes pictures? If you write text, he will still take you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Any written or spoken information about 2521 will cause it to grab it. Be it whatever is used to write it down, or whoever said it.

So it can only be described in images, photos or pictograms

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Hasn't gotten me yet. I should be fi

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

RIP slaveRat's computer/phone

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah so the guy in Scenario A actually writes a piece of text which the SCP consumes. If he drew an image, nothing would happen?

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Do not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw at co-workers."

"All parts of the computer should fit together easily and without force. By all means, do not use a hammer!"

But seriously, some old UNIX workstation and server manuals come to mind as there's no mention of Microsoft anywhere. Just a good description of how the computer is actually supposed to be used.

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

I wish this was more of a thing. Right to repair!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

dumb user one

Really pisses me off

Last router I had to install had a manual that was literally only "Put this cable in this hole. Click this button. Et voila." with no explanation what any of the other buttons or slots or indicators were for.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Wii safety documentation

and here I was, wanting to go skydiving with a Wii...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I was hoping someone would post this one itโ€™s a classic

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Any of the classic RFCs. I really like the way RFCs are written.

Also, they're extremely verbose, but the Intel x86 processor manuals are fascinating

[โ€“] gens 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I think datasheets for components are often pretty great. At least the old ones with good application information and all that.

Then again, for a modern MCU or something there's several books worth of information, so it won't be on one document any more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I loved when games came with manuals. FI Sid Meiers Pirates

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lmao, didn't notice that but I can actually see it

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like writing documentation for processes at work. I always aim it at the "I'm familiar with the tools but haven't done this before" person. I always include examples of the actual commands because it is one thing to describe a command but when you see it it makes FAR more sense.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I always include examples of the actual commands

You're an angel.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Like the picture in the post, furniture assembly. I enjoy assembling simple furniture (couches, chairs, storage, etc.) and trying to figure out the documentation, especially if it's made in china with inaccurate instructions, missing or unlisted parts, and the entire thing not in english.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ghost ride ya whip, a flowchart:

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

๐ŸŒˆ Now we know! ๐Ÿ’ฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Automotive SPICE ยฎ v4
Process Reference Model
Process Assessment Model

https://vda-qmc.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Automotive-SPICE-PAM-v40.pdf

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Aviation procedures manuals.

You more remember documentation which sucks than a good examples.
Sometimes is better to just read a source code.