Three guys wearing a red shirt
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three clones of tom scott, who say "we are standing in an elevator going to the 5th floor" in perfect unison as you enter
My two older brothers and my dad
Honestly if I was a woman any dude in life. Maybe even those goth dudes on black horses. Def the trees tho. They Hott af
Figures that the safest men to be stuck with aren't human men.
Aragorn?
He's 87 years old at the start of LOTR.
He descends from Elros the Half-Elf.
He's got Elven heritage. He's the 64th descendant of Elros, brother of Elrond. I think he's also decendend from a Maiar as Elros and Elrond's great great grandmother was Melian.
I tried to come up with a counter argument and realized pretty quickly that I didn’t want to.
What's the counter-argument ? Let's hear it
I mean, they're objectively correct.
Not if yer a fucken orc!
I'd choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.
No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.
I dunno. Might take Sharpe instead of Ned Stark, good to have someone that knows how to use a rifle
The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.
Nah, I think it'd go more like this:
- Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
- Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it's already pressed.
- Have a pleasant trip up.
- Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
- All three politely allow you to exit first.
- Step out of the lift safely.
- Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
- Walk off thinking how nice they all were.
Is the elevator spacious?
Ok I recognise Andre and Arnold, who's the dude on the left?
I can't believe how jacked Arnold is here. It's truly remarkable.
Arnold's got a decent number of allegations against him, but Andre would protect you so I guess it's honestly a freebie for the other two if he's in the mix.
Somewhat related: that's a dream blunt rotation right there
I feel like Gimli would hog it, Aragorn would obviously be awesome, and Legolas would be chill but you could tell he's thinking your weed sucks, he's got a much better connection.
i like to imagine that weed is the opposite of beer when it comes to elves and dwarves, elves barely even notice while dwarves start giggling when standing next to someone puffing a blunt
Gimli, it's a blunt, not a microphone
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