Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺
I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....
Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove
This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.
Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol
Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them
... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.
I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!
Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly
love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch
I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...
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Feel free to DM me 😘
Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.
In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.
It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?
I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos
Great for fire detection!
You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.
The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.
Did you check them for hard points underneath?
Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.
I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.
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can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke
Lol "hiding"
I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.
or a boxing bag.
Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!