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Folks and fellas, I can't fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

LOL this guy's dick doesn't glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You need to shake it to make it glow

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Damn it, leaked out.

Note: Don't shake it too much

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Yours doesn't?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't bend it, its flacid rn ☹️

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Sir, this is a futanari website.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I didn't show the full picture, did I? 😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

pls don't do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

at least we don't have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Yes. Promise. Sadly I'm not joking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago

That sounds like you are speaking from school experience.

(I hope you don't and I am slightly concerned)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

unknown name...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

So I probably should see a doctor...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to turn on the lights

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Like viagra but better!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

butt it might grow rule