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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

That’s a decent joke.

Can anyone trump it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it's about context clues not puns.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

Explicitly not "random", but admittedly funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

More like can't see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

wow... i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument....

english is my first language...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn't an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

This joke makes me want to commit violins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I have autism and I didn't notice that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

[–] [email protected] 2 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part but for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

More or less my experience!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Ever had sax on phone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while