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[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

i am both people in this picture

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

"You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of."

Derek Smart: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

[–] [email protected] 48 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I have a great performance optimization for this

What if instead of 1s sleep, we did 0.5s sleep? That’s a 100% improvement.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's not sleeping for 1 second, $1 is an input parameter in the script

[–] [email protected] 2 points 33 minutes ago

That sounds expensive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Even as a joke, this doesn't avoid anything. The system scheduler just has to do the sorting using a regular algorithm

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

For anyone who controls time travel this is the fastest algorithm ever. Probably gonna change everything when we are traveling through space and passing by some dark holes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Minecraft, quintessentially

[–] [email protected] 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago

stay away from the edge cases and everything will be fine

[–] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

That's why we invented docker! Instead of trying to fix, just copy your whole machine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Perfect, we'll just spin up an image of your machine in EC2, give it a public IP, set the default network rules to "allow any any" and we're good. And I have no idea why the security team just all quit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

The git commit comment when pushing to prod is just: WCGW?

... alternate ending: YOLO!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No wonder he was the captain of the Black Perl...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

And the dinghy got him all the way to dock. What more could anyone want.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

It runs, just nothing happens and no error pops ANYWHERE!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

I want to learn C# or Python for game dev, but it looks...daunting.

Anyone got advice?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

"Automate the boring stuff with python" to start. As an added bonus you'll have more downtime as you go.

[–] RandomVideos 2 points 15 hours ago

Code looks more terrifying than it actually is

After learning the basics of a programming language, you could try using a game engine like Unity or Godot to not have to code a lot of more complicated things like displaying things and collisions

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Start by using an existing engine like renpy to get flow and math. Then expand to other engines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

I know a bit of python and ruby, but doing something similar except I'm writing it in BASIC on a Commodore 64 and am going to attempt to refactor it assembly. I have most of the BASIC version working now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Learn rust for game dev, develop the game in rust, and then brag about how your game is written 100% in rust (nerds will be extremely impressed, for maximum clout release it under GPL V3 with native Linux support).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

But first you need to make a custom Risc-V CPU optimized for rust (and minimal memory leaks) and then port a custom Arch fork (completely rewritten in rust ofc) so you can run OxideFetch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

I would start (if you havent already) with an introduction to CS. You can take CS50 for free online - https://cs50.harvard.edu/x/2025/.

I dont think they cover much C# (I took the 2020 course and they didnt) but they do introduce you to C, C++, Python, html, etc. They provide github codespaces available for anyone for free, so you can complete the weekly labs and problem sets offered in the course. It really is a good jumping off point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Find a different career choice!

Software development is all stress all the time and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and I really don't think this much stress at 34 is healthy even with the salary

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think your description covers many career choices in a capitalist society.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

This... Is a very good point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Be sure to regularly defrag your C: drive or things might slow down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

.... In the wrong direction.