The devil's water 😈 : memes

[+] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Right? What options do we have that aren't alcoholic or sickeningly sweet?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Water? I vote water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I smash water. Drink a minimum half gallon a day. I want something different from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sir please stop fucking our water supply, you are turning it white

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Water?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean like in the toilet?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I recently found a very mildly sweetened tea and I've been in love. Tall can and only 7 grams of sugar. I can drink them all day and I don't feel like I'm going to enter into a diabetic coma like I do after one sip of Arizona tea.

Problem is they aren't cheap and they only give you free shipping on the first batch... Not sure I am willing to spend the money on getting them consistently which sucks. I need to find somewhere local and stock up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mind sharing what kind it is? I generally drink hot tea, but my family likes cold tea so I like to keep some on hand. Would be nice to be able to also drink it myself, but it's just so sugary (and I'm from the south, so I know my sweet teas) it's hard to feel refreshed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://soulsticeicedtea.com/

I have only tried their blood orange tea (and I love it so much), but they have a small amount of caffeine (like 40mg) so be aware of that if you're caffeine sensitive.

Everyone I have let try the tea has asked to have a can or two so I've burned through my initial supply a little faster than I was hoping.

I have been searching for a mildly sweetened tea for most of my life and I am so happy to have something between unsweetened tea and liquid diabetes tea (I love the south but that stuff barely counts as tea come on y'all).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wow, you weren't kidding. $4 a can is a bit rich for my blood, but I will take your word that they're good cuz I don’t know how else they can stay in business like that. I buy tea for my family by the gallon and it's less than $4 vs an equivalent $32 worth of cans if I did the math right. It seems like they're only available offline at Nordstrom. Hope you're able to find them locally.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Kombucha.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

La Croix seems to be the best of the available off-the-shelf sparkling waters brands, at least where I live. Liquid Death, Bubbly, Aha, Spindrift, and Waterloo just don't seem as good imo.

Though Topo Chico is also bomb 👍

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Liquid Death is trash. It tastes like the can. I like Bubly and the Target brand though. Bubly orange cream is bomb.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Their flavored ones and teas are pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Where I live, for unflavored, it's Polar > La Croix >>>>> anything else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I personally prefer the Kirkland signature brand to La Croix. But that just be me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Liquid Death water has flavors? I've only seen unflavored flat water and sparkling water.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe literally. I think their soda has the most PFAS of all of them. Coca-cola!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I agree.. I award you +3 points

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I love sparkling water, and bonus that the office stocks them in the fridge. Biggest complaint is that they don’t have just plain, no flavor La Croix or lime either.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bonus religious connotation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's not an issue though since it's fr*nch.

Fun fact: Vampires can say God in fr*nch without issues, because it's such a godless language

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Brainwashed by popular sugar products, the human makes fun of healthier alternatives. Where’s my high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, and cancer causing agents?! /s

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Context? Does it taste bad or?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (6 children)

It taste like drinking carbonated water while someone whispers the flavor three rooms over 😅

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To me I thought the same for a long time, until I realized things like soda had completely nuked my taste buds. After cutting out soda and other insanely high in sugar things a lot more started tasting better, and la croix now has a ton of flavor.

[–] gbuttersnaps 10 points 3 months ago

I'm sure that's probably true for many people, but also some people just don't vibe with seltzers. I quit drinking everything but water and black coffee a few years back due to kidney stones and I still can't stand lightly flavored seltzers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

It's aftertaste as a flavor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This is the best description I've read lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ahhh I see 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing they just don't care for the cool, refreshing taste of sparkling water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, I just prefer to taste a flavor rather than just reading it on the label 🤣

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

If you don’t drink sugary drinks on the regular, they have plenty of flavor

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

No. Some people just can’t handle subtlety.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It tastes like licking a crt screen that is showing the scrambled image of a grapefruit.

So, it's great when the office stocks it for free.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Lemoncello is a strong delicious flavor.

The Cherry Blossom is NASTY, it tastes like tootsie rolls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Lacroix? Taste?

Are you a super taster or something? I only ever taste cardboard with a fine mist of watered down fruit juice when I drink them.

Bubbly’s are way better, or even Waterloos.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, I don’t drink any sugary drinks ever, so that may be part of it. But the Lemoncello specifically has very much taste!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If that’s the devils water I guess I’m a devil worshipper. I love sparkling water. La croix is very good however Spindrift is my favorite and love all their flavors.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maaaan. I kicked soda several years back and I like flavored water now lol. It's getting a bit pricey now these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get a soda maker and add a tiny amount of syrup or fruit juice

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'll take Pellegrino. But the devil didn't make carbonated water, he made Canada Geese,

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't feel as strongly about la croix, but if I have a choice I'm getting polar water instead. If you're looking for flavored water, it's the best imho.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There are a lot of categories of food and drink that I will never understand how anyone likes them. 'Unsweetened and carbonated' is reasonably high on the list for me - carbonation itself is bitter in my experience, and bitter by itself is unpleasant.

Of course different strokes for different folks, I don't think people who like it should stop, I just don't get why they do.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If I ever have to unload one of those fucking trucks again I'm going to commit a terrorist attack.

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