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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not enough love for Leah here. (If it helps, she's among the thirstiest partners based on her dialogue)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Still torn on Haley and Leah, years later. If Haley didn't exist, Leah would be the obvious choice but Haley is a character that I didn't like at first, that just took me more and more by surprise with every cutscene. And made me realise that there was more to this snob that insulted my clothes when we first met.

Abigail is also my type but comes across as a little on the young side. Haley, Emily and Leah read as late 20s and up to me, Abigail is fresh out of school I'm pretty sure.

Haven't played in a while, actually. Been itching for a playthrough again but need to brace myself for the setting up of mods and completion lists first.

Edit: honestly if I could romance Abigail's mother Caroline and steal her from Pierre, I'd be pretty happy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I just want to steal products off of Pierre's shelves. He's a smug little shit. Just like George Clooney, the smug bastard!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shane. I can fix him. ❤️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Why does EVERYONE want to fix Shane, when George is already a menace on wheels? Just don't mess with Evelyn. They have an open marriage, and they based the Fast and the Furious movies on George. You mess with Evelyn, and he's speeding down the valley hunting your ass. Because you messed with his.....family.....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Goth gamer GF every time, even if she eats rocks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm going to find a way to get Robyn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My first wife in stardew was Emily, on my next play through it’s. Between Abigail and Maru, as for husband probably Sebastian, part of me wants to see Shane get better but I know I can’t fix him. As far as people I can’t date Robin all the way, they really should make a mechanic that lets you break up relationships but that doesn’t really fit the theme of stardew as a game.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure you can't date Robin just because of her relationship. There HAS to be another reason! I mean, Clint is DESPERATELY single, yet you can't date him. Willy is maybe the creepiest first impression I've ever had with a character in any game. I REALLY thought he was trying to rape me. "Come down by the docks alone when it's all dark out. Ol' Willy's got something for ya!" STRANGER DANGER!!! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! But, still....you can't date him either.

Now WE all know that the Mayor and Marnie are fuckin', but the town doesn't. What's preventing someone from trying to date Marnie? The excuse with the Mayor is that he's the Mayor, and thus shouldn't date residents. Which I always found bullshit. You're a mayor, not a monk. Go get your rocks off and enjoy yourself, ya boxer losing weirdo!

And what about the bartender Gus? As far as I can tell he's single.

And Pam is.......a wildebeast. She will eat raw bark off a tree if it contains alcoholic sugars. I shutter to think of the man that actually impregnated her. Somewhere, out there in the world, SOMEBODY impregnated Pam. Presumably consentually. Someone made the conscious decision that "Yes, I am going to get with that." Linus digs through the trash, and even he wouldn't touch Pam.

And of coarse, nobody dates Pierre because he's a fuckface. Fuck you Pierre! Taking credit for my god damn blueberry wine, and selling at a huge markup. You'd have ZERO quality goods if I didn't sell to you. That's why I STOPPED selling to you. I put my shit in a box, and some system that I don't quite understand gives me money. I think it's Willy. He pulled my unconscious body into bed when I came home late.

............guys, are we SURE Willy isn't a rapist?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You bet Maru has her own custom configured lemmy instance running

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haley would misunderstand, and think a Lemmy is something you order at starbucks......which I guess in this game would be Jojo Coffee?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or think it's a pet squirrel or something lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Right before she insults you for dressing like a poor person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I married Shane. Now, I am step-mom to a chicken named Charlie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Abigail is best girl.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The answer is always to play on PC and have Goth Haley

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Me and Sam just be vibing.