The implication of toilet paper can reproduce and still doing what they do is crazy. Is it some kind of family business?
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
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Born to shit, forced to wipe.
Toilet paper shit is the little tp piles it leaves around your ass when you wipe and it's still a little wet down there.
For those with bidets like myself: Cottonelle is where it's at. No TP shit.
Seeing as they’ve been around long enough to procreate, it’s likely that the household is not a ferocious user of TP.
Maybe they have a bidet.
It's hard work butt someone's got to clean this crap up...