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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Or is he just casting a wide net....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I did. Took French solely because all the hot chicks were in that class and the dumb jocks and cheerleaders were in Spanish.

Pro tip: You can whisper anything French in your girl's ear and she'll positively vibrate. I've often used, "Eat my beef raw." because that's about all I remember.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

We need to be like Richard

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago

Richard move, Dick

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 hours ago

Silver lining: he is honest. I'll take an honest hate over BS niceties.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

what a sweet message, i hope the chocolates are also filled with cotton

[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago

They're not chocolate chips, they're raisins.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We aren't getting ready because we don't celebrate made up corpo holidays (same for Sweetest Day).

Instead, we limit the celebration of our love to days ending in the letter Y.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I'll bring my favorite lady...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But not tomorrow wich makes it cognitively hard to predict

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes, and yesterday makes it even trickier. Time is funny.