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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Staring at some open source code in horror, like you just flipped to a random page of the Necronomicon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels

[–] RandomVideos 5 points 1 month ago

Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Even flies?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No I for sure complain, but for date bugs.. I'll be forgiving

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Instead you report them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers

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