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[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The felon's hands are too big.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's a way better option than being born brown in the slums of Mumbai or during a famine complicated by war in Sudan.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this kid will also be doing better than the tens of millions of Americans affected by the famine Trump will cause with universal import tariffs and deporting the majority of domestic farm laborers.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That is indeed a considerably worse option.

[–] Floating_head@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Melania's personal trainer

Or just "oopsie, accidentally left a GPS locator beacon while I was on the Airforce One one day, it'd be a shame if it somehow got leaked to some Iranian general and they tracked it and shot it down 🤷‍♂️"

This is gross