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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We need to invent a cocktail called a screenshot. There's already one called a snapshot (sambuca and Kahlúa), but I think it should be a completely different drink.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sweet vermouth and vodka. Chilled and neat

Edit: Screenshot JPEG version - add crushed ice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Noice. I'll have to try it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lol I totally made it up on the spot. My thought process being:

  • It at least has to not taste awful
  • Vermouth is a fortified wine and vodka is a common fortifier
  • Screenshots are digital images of digital imagery
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That one actually sounds pretty good!
I need to try it, thanks!

Edit: although I was more going in the direction of wormwood/absinthe with vodka - although I've tried that mix and it tastes like...I don't remember

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd swap the sambuca for 50/50 Galliano and vodka (to match the proof), and keep the Kahlua. When you're riffing close enough to keep part of the name, you should keep part of the drink.

Galliano is herbal and sharp like anissettes, but just different because of the herbs used, including significant vanilla notes, which should go with the Kahlua

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Who changed the dinosaurs in the meme? I feel weird.

[–] Mauryamj 1 points 3 weeks ago

It is too humorous for me to understand

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Good ol' Will Livingston.