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You gotta think bigger. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Idk, It just smites my enemies with holy fire" is top 10 casually most badass lines

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you haven't been hanging out with competent clerics, much. They say stuff like that all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Doesn't even matter what "it" is.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

In the end we settled for giving her a lifetime pass for free meals and drinks at the tavern we own.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The lighting in panel 6 is beautiful!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The incredible power of 30s with the airbrush tool in my 1996 image editing program.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Masters make even the hardest things seem easy.

"If it's tedious to you, it means you're doing it right." - Adam Savage

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It kinda seems like Konsi is refusing to give her free food and drink with the implication that it's an unreasonable thing to ask for rather than implying that she had something else in mind. Whether that was on purpose or not, it's completely in line with her usual difficulties saying what she means, so I'm here for it 😂

Loving all of these btw ❤️

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah, she wants Razira to get properly rewarded, but it just came out as angry :D

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If a girl used “you have but to speak it” on me, I would definitely take notice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One time I was complaining that my parking garage closed early so I would have to drive a long way to stay with family. My friend insisted that I should spend the night at her apartment instead. I was going to sleep on a yoga mat but she insisted that I should sleep in her bed (next to her) instead. I laid there staring at the ceiling until she fell asleep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I feel that

I'm so grateful my fiancée was so persistent, or I might never have figure out she liked me back

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On a separate occasion, a woman invited me to her place to watch a movie. The TV was in her bedroom and there was nowhere to sit except on her bed. I watched the movie attentively from start to finish - it was pretty good.

I'm like a unit in an RTS game. On my own, I can gather resources by moving back and forth between the gold mine and the town hall. Anything else requires explicit orders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is absolutely Razira missing her shot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Perception check fell short of noticing the do-me eyes? Or was it a low Persuasion roll to convey flirtatious intent? At a guess I would imagine Konsi has a high charisma score and clerics do get access to Persuasion as a proficiency. Then again I've had cleric characters with both of those things botch rolls that resulted in violence I was trying to avoid, so a failed flirtation isn't the worst outcome, even if it's frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

At this point in the campaign, Konsi had 15 Charisma and no persuasion proficiency - She did spend some time getting Toron to coach her in speaking confidently later in the campaign, so these days her persuasion is at +6.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So are they fucking or what ?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

They haven't even realized they should be dating yet haha.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Give them a minute

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the BG3 approach to relationship dialogue. :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Good lord that is an adorable goblin