NonCredibleDefense

Why not vouch for autonomy, independence and power to the people? :)

1. I'm sure I remember seeing NCD suggest this as the ultimate funny thing for China, a year ago. Glad to see Chinese social media likes our ideas.
2. I hope it spreads to the point where tankies bend over backwards to defend this as not expansions at all, while somehow being on the side of both russia and China.

What I'd love to see is all the nations who've had territory seized by Russia over the last century or so take it back, all at once.

Japan, Finland, Georgia and whoever I've missed all say "OK, Now!", and China gets in on the action just for fun.

Russia would be so incredibly pissed off.

Lol please do it, it'd be funny.

I mean, Russia is being worse to LGBT people compared to China's treatment of LGBT people, so I guess its a slight improvement?

But then, the firewall is much superior to russia's, so its gonna get harder to bypass censorship.

But good news, they gets free re-education to learn Social Harmony, and love peace, and love Xinnie the Pooh!

Also, no more pronoun issues. Pronouns are always 他/他 (pronounced tā), gendered pronouns are a thing of the past. (Chinese language does not really use gendered pronouns)

Finally, tankies can be on the decolonization side again

I think that it is unlikely that China will do this.

I think that it is more-likely that Beijing will seek to dominate Russia, not to conquer it. China has a 2023 GDP of $17 trillion, Russia of $2 trillion. Russia has ensured that it has to rely on China for various things for at least some time. China doesn't need to invade to see increasing influence in Russia moving forward.

https://jamestown.org/program/russias-fiscal-dependence-on-china-grows/

• As Western sanctions increasingly isolate Russia, it has become highly dependent on China for trade and economic support, particularly in energy exports sold at discounted prices.
• China has capitalized on Russia’s isolation by expanding its investments and economic influence within Russia, with Chinese companies increasing their share of Russian market participation. This economic relationship shows an imbalance, with China benefiting from favorable trade terms.
• Western sanctions and the war in Ukraine have deeply impacted Russia’s economy, as seen in the weakening ruble, increasing reliance on China, and signs of Russia potentially becoming a subordinate economic partner to China rather than an equal.

That's maybe not as evocative as the image of Chinese tanks rumbling into Russia, but I think that it's probably a much more realistic geopolitical issue for Russia.

Ok, it seems like the video talks about the dissolution of russia, not just weakened state. The video talks about the day US defeat russia and russia have to dissolve into multiple small countries. They afraid that once that happened, the newly formed independent state will be occupied by US(kinda like Afghanistan) and then china will lose their military strength. To prevent that, china need to annex(their word) it themselves. After that UN is not needed, and everything need to went through China.

So basically its some ultranationalist wet dream in video form.

I would just laugh.

Sure, it would be criminal and shit, but when has russia last cared about any of that UN funnyspeak?

Bon apetit, China.

If they rebuild the Trans-Siberian Railway to Belt and Road high-speed rail standards, once there is peace, that will be great for travel.

China has publicly included the loss of Manchuria to Russia in like 1905~ to be part of it's great century of shame and that China considers it part of Greater China.

Expanding North beyond that into Siberia would open up the arctic ocean to them, which if nobody does anything, will only get more valuable as we heat up

If they wait 50 years they can annex it through a personal union, though it will lead to a temporary happiness drop with their other vassals

Dang. I didn't have Russia nukes China on my 2025 disasters bingo card.

Don't say seize. Say 'special military operation'.

I did not have that on my bingo card

I'm not sure how I feel about this, because fuck Russia, but not fuck the Russians. Turnabout is always fair play, but where along Russia's borders would we want another front? I am not well enough versed in Asian geopolitics.

China might actually win this border war for once. One of Russia's only W streaks was the Sino-Soviet/Russian border wars.

That would be so funny

Come on dog. Only a cowardly Winnie the Pooh looking dipshit would be afraid of going after Russia when they are weak.

I thought that was obviously the plan all along... Pour at least make Russia, China's Bitch.