This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
For anyone legitimately confused, there's potentially two different things going on here:
There is a very small chance that she is now more attracted to him, since he's been "screened" by someone else as an acceptable boyfriend.
What's infinitely more likely is that now she's more comfortable interacting with him because she feels he's not as likely to take friendly interaction as anything more, now that he has a girlfriend.
I went to the gym with my sister a couple of times. She's really serious about weight lifting. Each time we went, several random men would tell her how impressed they were. Later she said that men very rarely approached her like that when she was at the gym alone. I figure that they didn't want to seem like creeps so they were more comfortable talking to her when she was with another guy (me).
I went on a mushroom picking course with my sister once. It was very strange how people (in general, but yes mostly women) were talking to me compared to when she left early. It's uh, yeah, it is what it is
I was on a dating site many years ago. Never got messaged, rarely got responses.
Met someone in real life, set my profile to “in a relationship”. Got like 5 messages within a week.
Definitely a bit of vetting going on
You set your status on a dating app to In a Relationship instead of deactivating it. You got likes after that because you're now passing search filters for a different demographic: nonmonogamous people
Mate choice copying has been found in a wide variety of different species, including (but not limited to): […] and humans.[10]
Lmfao. “Very small chance” my fucking ass. This is incredibly common.
since he’s been “screened” by someone else as an acceptable boyfriend.
literal parasite behavior, never do this.
Or if you do don't do it as directly as this lmao.
Isn't this instinct? People usually only notice such things after they're pointed out.
that would arguably be the reason i made this comment, depending on how you read the room. But ultimately, it is a negative social behavior to engage in.
There is definitely some truth here to this being a "group behavior" but in this case, it was one other person, there are three people here total, you are literally just showing up to the hunting party after the fact to grub some free food at that point. Hence my part about "dont this it this blatantly" to elaborate on what i mean here, the social aspect i'm referring to would be a community, people you've known and that people you know have known for many years. It's why when somebody new shows up, everybody is cautious about the new person. And slowly warms up to them. If you instantly warm up to someone, there is either something funny going on, or you're a very specific type of person, which may be advantageous, but in this case, probably isnt.
you're either putting yourself in a position where you look like a bad person, or a really opportunistic person, and neither of those are good. It's just bad vibes.
Sure, yes, it is "bad behavior" and might have respective repercussions.
"teasing me every chance she gets" sounds like there is more. On whose side is open for discussion.
Or, like so many, he's interpreting it as teasing when its not.
My wife still browses reddit. A recent BORU was a young guy who was convinced his brother's gf wanted to bang him. Everyone told him it was in his head, he went for it anyway....
Now his brother and gf left the family home to get a hotel, and this dumb ass - who only now saw how wrong he was - is left explaining why to the family.
Could be made up, of course. But its incredibly plausible. Lots of guys are dumb AF and either can't pick up on any signals, or interpret everything as a signal.
So I'd personally lean towards the incredibly more likely scenario of her being friendly, and him misinterpreting it.
Lots of guys are dumb AF and either can't pick up on any signals, or interpret everything as a signal.
Don't forget that not every woman is the same. Actions that are signals for one woman aren't signals for another
Also true.
Either way its safe to assume not interested then, not interested now.
Exactly this, my former roommate used to flirt with me all of the time, but I knew she wasn't actually into me. It's just how she acts with her friends.
Meanwhile, a coworker that apparently was into me never acted as if she liked me as more than friends, so I treated her as a friend. I had to find out much later from a mutual friend after she assumed I must not have been interested.
For some people, the "obvious signs" aren't signs at all. Other people think they're telegraphing strongly enough to be seen, but aren't.
I mean this is really not hard to understand dude. Women often have to deal with dumb asses that take every act of friendliness as an invitation to have sex. So now that she knows that you are in a relationship she feels more comfortable to talk to you because you (hopefully) are now busy being attracted to your gf instead of her and capable of having a conversation with her like a normal person.
The amount of times women told me after a conversation that they appreciate me being just friendly and not hitting on them is kinda worrying. We humans create so many problems for ourselves...
We’re the most intelligent species on the planet and we have the most complicated mating rituals that are constantly evolving through time and across cultures. It’s very frustrating but it is what it is!
Emotionally stunted men cannot tell the difference between being friendly and wanting to fuck because that's the only strong positive emotion they were ever truly allowed to feel as kids/teenagers.
It's a huge cultural issue, and we can all thank toxic masculinity and the patriarchy for not allowing boys to have feelings or deep platonic relationships and then growing up to misinterpret any friendly interaction as a romantic advance.
Saying it's just "wanting to fuck" is also toxic masculinity. When someone I'm attracted to is friendly with me I don't imagine us fucking, I imagine cuddling and talking all night and supporting each other. And I've seen women have the same reaction to attractive men talking to them. Physical attraction is obviously part of it but it's not always or even mostly the case, at least in my experience.
Nice try but you're not ~~following~~ fooling anyone, AI_toothbrush!
Edit: damn autocorrect
Lol old username i started using before all the ai shit blew up into everyones faces. Also, how do i know youre real 🤨
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hitting on them
Life pro tip, you're probably more likely to find a mate if you're not scaring all the potential mates away. Make friends, and if you enjoy spending time together, ask if they'd be interested in something more formal (e.g. a date).
So now that she knows that you are in a relationship she feels more comfortable to talk to you because you (hopefully) are now busy being attracted to your gf instead of her and capable of having a conversation with her like a normal person.
classic meme of friendly fire.
we really can't have anything nice, because we always fuck up our own shit lmao.
I love being a human, it's so funny.
Yep. But Anon is clearly one of those guys who put every attractive woman in the "fuck zone," even when she's made her disinterest very clear, AND he's got a girlfriend.
Be straight at a gay bar. It's like cheat mode. Works the exact same.
As a gay man who passes as straight, you can get a lot of gal pals just by treating women as friends instead of potential partners. A lot of women don't really need a relationship, they just want a friendship.
“Social proof” the doe is ok?
Women are more competitive than men