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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I love this story and in my head cannon she's a skilled gamer, but these dice-like bones were also used a lot for divination - checking with the spirits or ancestors, that kind of thing.

So she could've been a witchy teen.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you shoot with your head cannon?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

A famous whale called yo mama

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Get up, mama.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Just realized why tossing dice is called throwing bones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Goth gamer girl in knee high stockings 😍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Oooh hooo

Witchy woman

She got the moon in her eye

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

She used divination to help her win, boom, theories merged

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Either way I'd fucking fight her yo.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please don't bury me with my pc games.
I haven't even played most of them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That would be against the TOS anyway!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Even Yehweh can't play second hand games these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well tbf I haven’t read any TOS that say I can’t be buried with my games

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

She loved this game more than anything, we will bury her with it so she can be happy in the afterlife ~her parents

Cool I'm wrecked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The ankle bones are called asyk in Kazakhstan. Here's the list of games https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shagai#Games.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Bury me with my Minecraft server.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could you deep fry this just a touch more?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

@[email protected], if you would, please, sir

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I always those dice like those were made from vertebrae

I guess they're ankle bones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Ooor ... nobody cared enough about the game to take em back.

She could also have been a dice maker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Wait, pigs are still a thing?