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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

“Sorry, I got to return this video”

You say that, although it's pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you're lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Sorry. I have to return some video tapes" gets said constantly by American Psycho fans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Eat fresh, beware of the flesh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Sorry, I got to return this video"

There is a video rental place in town here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it like a nostalgic novelty place?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (10 children)

"Damn, Cindy Crawford is hot!"

Go ahead, look up photos of her now, age isn't doing her former beauty very well..

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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