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"Sorry, I got to return this video"

"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"

"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"

"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"

"Do you know where a phone is?"

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surly there were always people who say things like "wow, I can't believe this thing is happening it's like it's 2004" or something.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"it's literally the year two thousand and four"

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago

"Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes."

[–] BumbleBear 2 points 1 day ago

Be kind and rewind.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

"I'm excited for what the future has in store for me."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Nobody referred to videos as "VHS" unless they were explicitly trying to distinguish the medium from betamax. They just called them "videos" and "tapes" or "videotape."

for example: Hey can I borrow that tape?

That movie just came out on video.

Be kind, rewind your videotape.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't believe gas is over $2 a gallon now.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I can't believe you didn't put me in your top 8 on Myspace!!"

Also, "w00t!!"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"No body ever got fired for choosing IBM"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

They don’t actually fire, they do β€œperformance improvement plans”.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Ah yeah, the classic PIP'd manoever. I worked with a few good guys who got ~~fired without cause~~ PIP'd and let go even though their performance was fine

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Osama Bin who?" And in a similar vein, "Jihad? That's a Dune reference, right?"

"I'll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it's time to pay for my kid's college tuition."

"The internet is just a fad."

"I'm so excited for the next The Matrix sequel."

"Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent."

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

β€œJared from Subway is such an inspiration!”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"We need to get WMDs out of Saddam's hands"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Goddamnit no. 20 years ago was the 80s bro.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Send me your ringtone

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

I’ve enjoyed my time talking with you and getting to understand how you see the world and, although I don’t agree with you, I’m glad to have had this exchange of opinions and will now reflect upon what I’ve learned.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

I lost one of my Diablo install CDs can i borrow your set

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Have you heard of the Information superhighway?

"Will that be smoking or non smoking?" Asked as a restaurant

"I think you flooded it" in relation to a car not starting. (well unless you work on very old cars)

"I got it off Napster"

"want to listen to my mix tape?"

"I can burn you a CD of that"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

Do you Yahoo?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

"America will not abide Nazism."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Let me check the answering machine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hang on, my pager is making a noise

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, some people in Lebanon disagree

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

No they won't πŸ‘€πŸ’€

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Where did I leave my zip disk?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Wassuuuuuuuupppp!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's not working? Try blowing into the cartridge again.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"What do you think about John Kerry?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I borrow movies sometimes from the library, I've used that first one. (Sometimes you want a DVD of a kid's show instead of streaming it)

Also: looking for a phone, any phone in our house has happened.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I vividly remember... I was in the office and one of my coworkers comes up to me with a shit eating grin on his face - like he had something he wanted to share...

He said, "Have you ever heard of Bitcoin?" I said, "No..." He explained (sort of) what he thought it was, but sounded more like an investment opportunity (blah blah blah) less than 10 cents per... I didn't bite.

Lets just say this didn't age well for me, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

When I first read about Bitcoins, my takeaway was it was some kind of credits you could earn by using your unused use CPU cycles, but it wasn't a sure thing, it's a lottery, you have a chance to earn a credit (a "coin") every few minutes, as long as you keep donating your CPU cycles. (This was before gpu mining was a thing). I tried it, and after 3 days I had earned 3 coins, but then I looked into the value, and they were only worth about 10c each. That's less than the electricity it took to earn them. And you couldn't spend them anywhere, except that one pizza place, where it cost a few thousand coins for a pizza. There weren't even any exchanges to convert them to real currency if you wanted to.

I tried to find my coins years later, (when Bitcoins got to USD $2000 each), but I couldn't find the old hard drive the wallet was on.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

β€œSorry, I got to return this video”

2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn't widely aware of them until 2014.

How about "John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term" ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

"I'll ask Jeeves."

"Phil Hartman guest stars in..."

"What format is that floppy?"

"I bought a Beanie Baby price book."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, there's a paper jam in the fax machine again

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why didn't you page me back?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

"hit me on my two-way"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"Could you please not use the phone? Gotta dial up to connect to the BBS"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

What's your AIM screen name?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

β€œSorry, I got to return this video”

You say that, although it's pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you're lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word "hook" in the context of "the phone is off the hook".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Is that available for OS/2 Warp?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I wish no one would assassinate billionaires."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ska is forever!

Blackberry and Nokia will always be around.

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