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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yesterday my kid asked what day of the month it was and I said "I dunno, one of them"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How did you get in my house?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Wusstest du, dass Chip und Chap im Original Chip and Dale heißen? Das macht es etwas schwerer, nach diesem Screenshot zu suchen…

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every day is Sunday in the Christmas perineum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You mean the Christmas grundle?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I only know it's Sunday because it's my birthday tomorrow 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, you'll get a happy birthday message/comment from me tomorrow then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is your birthday always on mondays?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nope, I used the ancient art of tyromancy to ascertain which day my birthday falls on this year.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Today I forgot multiple times this was the 29th.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't get it...you eat an especially large amount of cheese between Christmas and new years eve? But why the confusion part?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most people take time off from work after Christmas if they have the ability. That messes with the normal daily schedule and pattern of things they do and when, causing confusion as to what day it is etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What's with the cheese thing then? Do people in general eat more cheese than usual these days?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raclette and cheese fondue maybe?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Raclette is life.

But also death. That shit will clog up your arteries like nothing else. Delicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's probably left over from Christmas parties where it's been cut up and put on plates to nibble on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Could you do me a favor and post it one day later next year? It's my birthday tomorrow, which is my excuse for being like that all year every year 😉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Ok, I will remind you on Monday Dec 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM PST.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Thanks! 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yes. It truely is the best time of the year

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Lies. Filthy lies.

I'm currently full of fish and potato.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Me
Currently about to eat some cheesecake for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In Spain we continue until January 6th