TIL that perfection is when you cut off Elon Musk's nipple π
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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Like whatβs going on with his body. Is that fat or muscle there? Why does he look like Dr egg man?
Fatass sucking in his stomach because ladies he pays to be near him are looking.
HGH can make people's ribcage grow, and it also makes you feel like a million bucks. Elon is likely taking HGH for funsies.
HGH without the, you know, exercise component
But if you're a centibillionaire, wouldn't feeling like a million bucks be awful?
Either way, I hope he feels like a couple bucks at most all the time.
From this angle it seems to resemble barrel chest which would be an early sign of emphysema but others are saying HGH. It may just be the way he is built and a mixture of overweight though.
He looks like a kitten with a bad case of worms.
I think this is what happens when you just keep asking plastic surgeons if they can remove your entire belly fat without doing anything else to your body until you find a doctor who doesn't tell you that the result will look like shit.
It looks like when someone doesn't understand how human proportions work and they design a zombie game. They tell themselves they will fix it in post but never get around to it, and it gets released that way.
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He doesnt post pictures there, you need his onlyfans
Oh, that upsets my plans...
oh no! don't
I have been reliably informed that X is going to give it to you, that they're tired of waiting for you to get it on your own, and that X is going to deliver to you.
So that is what DMX was actually a talking about all those years ago?
We finally find out that his stage name is a prophetic reference to sliding into your DMs. If they work anymore, that is..
Elon had an extra rib inserted so he could stop sucking his own dick
Not my joke unfortunately
Damn Elon must have some bad scoliosis
It's the other way'round, then you can even see Elon's little Fibonacci...
E-lon feet pics when??!!
Looking into it
It'll likely take a complex arrangement of mirrors for you to actually see them, but I assure you they're down there somewhere
Man, you emulate his style shockingly well
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