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Why doesn't long-term alcohol abuse kill the ones that deserve it most?
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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That cunt doesn’t deserve four stars.
Indeed, he's a five star cunt.
I’m not up on British, well anything news related. Who’s the cunt?
The twat in the hat is Nigel Farage, he's basically responsible for Brexit, amongst other things.
Other things include "being a far-right traitor", and "trying to be best friends with Ghislaine Maxwell, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Elon Musk" etc.
The two people on horses are, to my knowledge, just a pair of random posh people in fancy dress.
The two people on horseback are going to hunt down a fox and let their hunting dogs rip it to shreds while it’s still alive they often break some law while they are hunting, like trespassing and let their horses trample someone’s yard, and the authorities don’t do shit about it since they often make some high ranking policeman a member of their hunting club and pretend the cop is one of them (of course everyone knows they look down on the pleb cop). All these people in the photo are massive cunts.
There are two people wearing hats, so just to clarify, I'm referring to the scrote in the coat.
Thank you! Wasn’t sure if the guy on the left was someone specifically cunty or just a general cunt.
It's a two-fer.
A small number of extremely rich Brits like to dress up in red, ride horses, and chase a fox across the countryside with a pack of dogs who will tear the fox apart if they catch it. They also don't give much of a shit if their hunt has to go across farms or peoples' gardens they'll just go anyway. And maybe pay compensation for damage but often not. It's seen as pretty much the height of 'posh wanker' behaviour. Bunch of cunts.
Plus also in this photo we have the privately educated, millionaire, 'man of the people' Nigel Farage who was probably more responsible than anyone else for Brexit. Cunt.
also Elon's best British buddy as of now. Not surprisingly turds stick to each other.
All of them.
When Prince Andrew does it, it becomes nonce on a horse
That doesn't rhyme :(
DW I got you, Ballbag on a nag
Yeah, I spent a while trying to make, nonce and paedo work but got nothing in this context. Best I managed was "sicko on a hippo" which isn't close enough.
Although “hippo” does come from the Greek word for horse, “hippos.” Hippopotamus means “river horse.”
So sicko on a hippo works, albeit only in slant rhyme.