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[–] Michal 2 points 26 minutes ago

My wallet has been replaced by earbuds as i can use my phone for payments, but like to listen to podcasts on the go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!

sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

View the keys, wallet, and cell phone as the necks connecting the bodies to the heads above.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I used this meme to get ready today but I messed up and accidentally left the house with keys, wallet, and Stalin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Well, at least you’re gonna get shit done today. Try to steer clear the crimes against humanity, though…

[–] [email protected] 40 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Phones in 2035 be like:

Fuck the Big 3, it's just me!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You drop your phone. Your keys and wallet: Fool! You thought you could live without us!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I got the 2035 biist™ implant, you can't lose it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

the 2035 biist™ implant

Not compatible with any 2034 or 2036 appliances. Please see your local neurosurgeon for an upgrade.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I say this every morning, so I don’t forget my testicles when I leave the house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Don't forget the flask of Scotch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

What do I need a wallet for? I can use my phone to pay everywhere nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Just need a magnetic card holder on the back of my phone, for my driver license and registration. Even the car opens and starts with a card. And my home has a smart lock, which I can open from my phone. So keys are not needed either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And then that priceless moment when the battery dies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

Well then I just go to my friend nearby who has the spare key. Rarely happens that I have a completely empty phone battery. And I can just charge it in my car if necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Maybe if turkey supported NFC better, plus going outside without an id card is never a great option

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You never know when you might need bills or your ID, even in a state with contactless payments everywhere and a digital ID, it's better to have a backup.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

In the last 15 years, the only time I’ve ever used cash was to buy coke.

That’s all it’s good for nowadays. Buying drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Most small vendors offer a pretty nice discount for cash (even though thats technically against cc's tos), as soon as I started to buy almost entirely local my cash usage went way up. I do almost all my groceries in cash these days from a farmers market.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And privacy? I use cash whenever I can

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I almost never use digital payments. Between the processing fees and lack of privacy, cash is always better for both parties. You spend less when you carry cash also.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Just remember WOWEE

[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This is less of a problem for me these days.

My phone is my primary source of audio content, so it’s easy to remember. I also have a smart / keypad lock, a digital wallet, a physical wallet that magnetically connects to my phone case, and my keys / phone have UWB trackers on them.

The world may be getting shittier, but we have top scientists and engineers working on the “I forgot my keys / wallet” problem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.

I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.

The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck the big three, it’s just big me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

when I talk about it
it carries on
reasons only knew

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm to the point I need to carry two pairs now, it's so frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Ah, that's where I left them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

My phone NEVER leaves my side, that's not a big issue. And thankfully my wallet is 99% obsolete, as most of the cards are already in my phone, and the few that aren't fit in my flip case. Keys are another story, fuck keys! Bulky loud ass bullshit! I'd love a keychain that could live in my phone or have the format of a card.

My Renault car has a pretty neat card that auto locks and unlocks the car. I just keep it in my breast pocket (or backpack in the summer) and forget about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

There are electronic keys. NFC and the like. Better yet, if you have a smart watch it can act like a key.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, I thought this meant like UK was the keys to the allies getting a real foothold in Europe, America was the one providing the funding and Russia...

...is a cell phone?

I think I overthought this meme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Russia…

…is a cell phone?

The Soviets did invent them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Leonid Kupriyanovich, a Moscow engineer, developed a series of experimental pocket-sized radios in the 1950s and 1960s:

  • In 1957, Kupriyanovich patented a wireless phone device that weighed about 3 kg.
  • In 1961, he presented a portable phone that weighed 70 grams and could fit in the palm of your hand.
  • Kupriyanovich's radiotelephones shared a common base station, which we now call a cell tower.
  • Kupriyanovich's "Altay" radio-based cell network was used by emergency services and remained popular after the fall of the Soviet Union.

However, the Soviet bureaucracy prioritized using early cell phone research to develop car phones for the Soviet upper ranks instead of mass producing cell phones for the general public.

https://psmag.com/features/cellphone-revolutionary-objects/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So should we give credit to people like Marconi and Tesla for inventing what we know today as the cell phone? I suppose the delineation isn't necessarily so clear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

So should we give credit to people like Marconi and Tesla for inventing what we know today as the cell phone?

For the telephone, certainly. And for a host of other radio-based technology. You should probably include Michael Faraday and James Maxwell.

But Kupriyanovich holds the patent on wireless telephones, specifically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't some dude from Motorola do that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Martin Cooper, but I think maybe UnderpantsWeevil was making a joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Russia is who you call. When you need them to come to war and bring 10 million of their closest friends.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

I get uncomfortable when they're not in my pockets…

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