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Grown man insists on calling it Christmas Eve Eve (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I work for a church. Internally, the staff refer to the December 23rd service as "Christmas Adam" because Adam came before Eve. They think it's hilarious... and I put up with it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

That is legitimately clever

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What about christmas Lilith?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 5 points 19 hours ago

They got rid of it. Some even claim Christmas Lilith never existed in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago

~~Boxing Day~~

Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Article is savage. Oof

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

We did Chistmas Eve Eve, because my wife has to get up at 5:30 AM on Christmas eve and work until noon before we drive 120 miles to see famlly...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Tibb's Eve is what we call it here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Always love seeing Newfoundland pop up on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I see Newfoundland, I upvote.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Or as we call it in Norwegian:

Teensy tiny Christmas Eve
Little Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve. Or just Christmas!
The first Christmas-day, or recovery day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

In Finnish we just legit have a word for eve's eve (aatonaatto), although it's usually only used at Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It Christmas Ayve, then Christmas Eve, then Christmas ive, ove, and uuve.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 1 points 19 hours ago

🎶I like to eve eve eve

Christmas and New Year's Day🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

I feel personally attacked

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

And on this Christmas Eve Eve, just what the fuck is wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Around here we call it Festivus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Meh. Let people have their joy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

newsthump has no jolly spirit confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

As we all know, the proper term for it is Christmas Christmas Eve