on the other hand, the baby owes you everything. they would be nothing without you, donβt let them forget that. i started charging my kids rent the day they got home from the hospital. itβs important they learn that nothing in life is free.
this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
236 points (86.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
27181 readers
4252 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
The hospital on the other hand...
(At least here in the U.S.)
The last time I checked YOUπWEREπTHATπBABY
You owe them a fucking apology
I disagree. They should be cared for until they can walk...they are of no use in the mines before that.
Crawling is actually pretty useful in small spaces
Sure, but what is the max weight a typical infant can pull? Maybe they could be used as a canary.
It's more than you might think. Have you ever let an infant pull your hair?
How about a toddler hamster wheel? Could power a radio
How about this, multiple toddler wheels powering the air vents
Duct tape some shovels on those arms those are wasted movements.
Iβve been telling my partner this from day one. The night the baby got home, they were on their own. They could breastfeed but only if they worked it. Now a couple months in, we just put the food in their play pen and a days worth of milk. Theyβre smart too! Once they ran out of food and started to eat their poopy diaper.
Now that's just efficient!
Damn little moochers should go and get a job!
American right wing mindset
Lol, they would sooner send them to orphanages than make the cost of raising a child cheaper
Our child π οΈ
I had to confirm what c/ I was looking at. This made me furrow my brow.
Im furrowing my brow right now
Also, it's technically true. If you don't want your newborn, you don't have to keep it. The problem starts when they don't want it but keep it anyway.
Merry Christmas.
Lots of people want to adopt, not every pregnant woman wants an abortion even if they don't want a kid. I don't think it's a bad thing. Isn't that part of giving women the right to choose? If they think abortion is murder and they choose not to have one, should they be forced to raise the kid? I don't think they should.
And a Happy New Years.
LoL the pigs might disagree hohoho.