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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

You owe them a fucking apology

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I disagree. They should be cared for until they can walk...they are of no use in the mines before that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Crawling is actually pretty useful in small spaces

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but what is the max weight a typical infant can pull? Maybe they could be used as a canary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How about a toddler hamster wheel? Could power a radio

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

How about this, multiple toddler wheels powering the air vents

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Duct tape some shovels on those arms those are wasted movements.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve been telling my partner this from day one. The night the baby got home, they were on their own. They could breastfeed but only if they worked it. Now a couple months in, we just put the food in their play pen and a days worth of milk. They’re smart too! Once they ran out of food and started to eat their poopy diaper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Now that's just efficient!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Damn little moochers should go and get a job!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

American right wing mindset

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Lol, they would sooner send them to orphanages than make the cost of raising a child cheaper

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

Our child πŸ› οΈ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

I had to confirm what c/ I was looking at. This made me furrow my brow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

LoL the pigs might disagree hohoho.