Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.
100%
They really got me.
Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.
That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.
Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up
I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue
I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice
I'm having a hard time imagining that voice saying "I dunno man", the rest of the sentence yeah I can hear it
That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.
That duck looks like he's going places
Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.
Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.
gotta agree
nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I'd never touch the stuff
but gun to my head? I'd take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better
Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't
I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.
Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.
Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.
In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.
Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.
Motherfucker looks like bukowski
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.
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I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.
It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.
That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.
Just look at these losers.
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
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The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
I was thinking "80s Police Lieutenant who is tired of my screwball antics".
"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I've got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON'T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!... Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries... *slams phone down*
Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"
Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.
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