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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 hour ago

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 hour ago

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 42 minutes ago

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

That duck looks like he's going places

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

gotta agree

nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I'd never touch the stuff

but gun to my head? I'd take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (5 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Motherfucker looks like bukowski

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 hours ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 hours ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

wdym he was vice president!

[–] jwt 1 points 3 hours ago

Can I bum a cigarette off of one of you guys?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was thinking "80s Police Lieutenant who is tired of my screwball antics".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I've got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON'T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!... Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries... *slams phone down*

Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Looks pretty cool to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

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